The True Symphonic Rockestra - Concerto in True Minor

When I found out about the True Symphonic Rockestra project about a year ago, I was very much intrigued by it. Apparently some guy over in Germany wanted to use a rock singer and two trained opera singers to perform heavy metal versions of classic Three Tenors songs. It seemed like, if properly executed, it could turn out very well. So when the True Symphonic Rockestra’s album, Concerto in True Minor, was released, I made sure to pick it up. And I was disappointed to discover that, in a discouraging number of ways, it wasn’t properly executed.
Let’s get the negative stuff out of the way first. Here are the problems with Concerto in True Minor:
1. Vocal Performances
The three singers that project leader Dirk Ulrich recruited were Thomas Dewald, professor for vocals at the University of Mainz, Vladimir Grishko, Cultural Minister of the Ukraine, and James LaBrie, vocalist for Dream Theater. Each of these singers is clearly talented in his own right, but each seemed to be a bit out of his element. LaBrie sounded like he was trying to maximize the operatic quality of his voice by forcing vibrato in places he wouldn’t normally use it. Meanwhile, Grishko’s and Dewald’s parts sound rushed as they struggled to keep up with a more aggressive style of music than they are used to performing.
2. Too Many Songs and Not Enough Song
There are twenty-one tracks on Concerto in True Minor. Considering it plays for a bit over 46 minutes, the average track length comes to two minutes and ten or fifteen seconds. There are classic punk bands that would be proud of that figure.
Obviously, TSR is not punk. The reason so many of their songs are under two minutes is the use of medleys. There are three of them: “A Tribute to Hollywood,” “Cat Stories from West Side,” and “Around the World.” Each medley consists of three or four songs that have been trimmed and unceremoniously shoved up against each other. While this setup allows TSR to cover a larger number of songs in a relatively short amount of time, none of these songs is able to reach its full potential.
This is especially tragic with “Moon River,” a favorite of mine. The arrangements and performances are all good, if a bit rushed. But less than a minute and a half into the song, it suddenly becomes “Singing in the Rain.” The emotional impact of “Moon River” is lost because the song hasn’t been properly developed. The other medleys suffer a similar fate. It’s the sonic equivalent of eating undercooked food.
3. Strings vs. Guitars
It’s a heavy metal album, so it follows logically that there will be some loud guitars involved. But Christoph Wansleben’s strings were often pushed further back in the mix than I’d have liked. It’s unfortunate especially because the strings are consistently fantastic and the guitar work is spotty. Many of the guitar parts are boring and repetitive. For example, “Singing in the Rain” is nearly unlistenable due to the relentlessly chugging guitar that, if it weren’t for the key change halfway through, would have only played two chords. Not only does this ruin the intended mood of the song, but it makes its ninety-second duration seem much, much longer.
Now on to the good things:
1. String Arrangements
Yes, I believe I’ve already addressed this. But the string arrangements are beautiful, so it’s worth saying mentioning it again.
2. Song Choices
TSR’s website made a big deal about how they picked songs that everyone would know, and when I looked over the tracklisting a few months ago, I was a bit skeptical. But on my first listen to the disc, I was impressed to find that almost everything I heard sounded familiar, even the stuff in foreign languages. Apparently Mr. Ulrich knew what he was talking about.
Pretty much all of the songs were good to begin with, which makes them harder to mess up. TSR only managed to slaughter a handful of them, and just as many came out sounding great. The songs that were selected did a lot to lift the album up.
3. Vocals
Yes, the vocals were cited as being a problem. So am I contradicting myself? Yes and no. Even though a lot of the singing seemed a bit off, I guess this kind of talent manages to show itself every now and then regardless of the circumstances. There were some wonderful if isolated vocal moments. LaBrie’s final words on “Nessun Dorma” are masterfully delivered and the first half of the vocals on “Moon River” gives me the chills. (I think “Moon River” is sung by Grishko, but I’m not entirely sure because the liner notes don’t specify who sings lead on any of the songs. So it could have been Dewald. But it was really good, whoever it was.)
The weird thing is that, even though there were a lot of things about Concerto in True Minor that I didn’t like, I find myself desperately hoping that TSR will decide to make another album. I think the reason for that is that all these mistakes are easily remedied. With the possible exception of the guitar work, everything I disliked could just have resulted from these guys trying to do something that hadn’t been done before. Armed with the experience that this album gave them, I really think that The True Symphonic Rockestra could go back into the studio and come up with something much better the second time around.
Just so long as somebody tells Mr. Ulrich to diversify his guitar parts a bit.
Best Performance: Christoph Wansleben, string arrangements and first violin
Worst Performance: Dirk Ulrich, guitar
Buy it if: You’re an opera/show tunes fan, you’re a heavy metal fan, or you’re in the mood for something a little unconventional.
Score: 6/10
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